I have followed in my mother’s footsteps of writing down things that amuse me. I would like to share the following quote from a Monty Python skit, in the hope that you will enjoy it. I am including a link to an anthology of their work, that I am surprised is still available. I think I will drop the major hint that this is what I’d like for my birthday. Here goes:
‘e’s not pinin’. ‘e’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! e’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘e’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushin’ up the daisies! ‘is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘e’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible! THIS is an EX-PARROT!
My kind of humor! This is hilarious!
Patricia Cummings who has not yet shuffled off the mortal coil, or joined the bleedin’ choir invisible