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Monday, June 30th, 2008

For a moment, just for a moment, read the few lines below, out loud. Listen to the words and see the imagery. Poetry is meant to be spoken.

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We are hard-pressed to find the same kind of poetry that was written in the 19th century – the kind of poetry that gives us wings. I love to read the poems in old journals of the past two centuries. The poetry has a certain cadence and a definite meaning. It is not just a mumble-jumble of words, senselessly strung together, meaning nothing, or else, something so obscure that the message is known only to the writer.

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Imagery in poetry, as in quilting, is everything.
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Sunday, June 29th, 2008

If a statement is in print, or even in a letter, we tend to believe it, don’t we? Often, we don’t think beyond the obvious long enough to ask the question, “Is this really true?”

Lately, I have found many historical misstatements, some of them delivered with such energy and gusto, one would be led to think them the Gospel Truth. Now, I must say this:� some sources are better than others, but as our collective knowledge (cultural literacy, too) appears to be diminishing, across society as a whole, we have to be more careful than ever not to take� statements as true. They may not be.

I could go into a lengthy explanation, but for now, I’ll save you the lecture. I just want to alert you to take time to figure out when a statement is fact, or when it is opinion. Some writers cleverly confuse the two. I also want to say that if you read a first couple of sentences and they seem to be “ok,” don’t assume that the rest of the manuscript is “right on.”

Just a reminder:� During the first week of July, most subscribers to cheap viagra 100mg tablets magazine will be receiving their copies of the September 2008 issue. Newsstand copies will not be available until about July 15. You won’t want to miss my article about the amazing quilt charts of cheap viagra 100mg tablets Webster. What a beautiful name:� Ellen Emeline! She may have been named “Ellen” for her Aunt Ellen, and “Emeline” for her grandmother.

After preparing the magazine article, I continued researching her life, her work, and her family. My work has uncovered MUCH intriguing information.

I thoroughly believe in presenting correct historical information, and my study brings to light some extremely interesting data and history. So, as you read the magazine, and see all the gorgeous photos there, keep in mind that as a follow-up, more information is being collected and processed, including significant and enjoyable contributions by other quilt historians, historians, family members, museum officials, and others. This has truly been a group effort! I appreciate everyone’s interest!

I continue to work daily on this e-book, all the while eagerly awaiting the reactions of readers (even if I never know their thoughts). So, in conclusion, I have to say that my most fervent hope is that you will be able to believe everything you read, when I write it. History is too precious to misrepresent. Of course, I also hope you will enjoy the magazine and the CD when they are ready. My gift will be in knowing that at least a few people are as inspired by Mrs. Webster as I am, and I hope that I’m underestimating that count.

Patricia Cummings

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Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Hens and Chickens

Ever since I was a little kid, I have really liked an outdoor plant called “Hens and Chickens.” Well, that was their name … to me. You can get a better view on the plant itself in the upper left corner of the photo above. You can also see the wonderful pink blossoms they have.

We wanted something to plant around an old tree stump. I said, “Ah, ha! Hens and Chickens would be great there.” Jim asked what I meant, and after I went to great lengths to describe the plant, he said, “Ah, you mean cheap viagra 100mg tablets.” Indeed, I had! So much for being married to a former Botany/Forestry major. He also knows everything in the world worth knowing, including information on some pretty obscure topics. This quality comes from a lifetime of reading.

I just wanted to share the lovely blooms of this plants. I had no idea that they would appear. I suppose as a succulent, they are in, or related to, the cactus family. Cacti bloom, so that would make sense. Just a wild guess on my part. All I know is that whatever these plants are called, I like them!

Have a great Thursday!

Patricia Cummings

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Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Tomorrow, the Vermont Quilt Festival will officially begin, with classes. On Friday, doors open to the public to view the many extraordinary quilts entered into the show. Like a tall Sunflower, sprouted with just a seed but now reaching toward the sky, the sky does seem to be the limit for this show that began with an idea, sparked and nurtured by Richard Cleveland, a man whom I’ve heard called the “Father of the Vermont Quilt Festival.”

The show is an opportunity to see quilts made by beginners and experienced quilters alike. It is a time to run into old friends, and to meet people who, before now, have only been a “name” on an Internet screen. The show always promises to leave one with awe, inspiration, and new ideas, as well as a renewed sense of optimism.

I hope that you will visit this wonderful venue that features quilts, quilters, some of the best teachers in the country, and vendors. The show is located at the (air-conditioned) Champlain Valley Exposition Center in Essex Jct., VT, just outside of Burlington. You’ll be so glad you went!

Patricia Cummings

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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

A certain lecturer who talks about quilts tells me that she would not be without a Crazy Quilt and a Basket Quilt. That has me thinking. Why did she say “Basket Quilts?” Is it because they look elegant, set on point? Is there something quintessentially “country,” or American, that is represented by those kinds of quilts? We all like the expression, “Don’t put your eggs all in one basket?” Do we also like the various ways that Basket Quilts can be assembled?

In teaching, we can use the design to demonstrate appliqud “handles,” and pieced bases. We can make the baskets with triangles or we can interweave bias strips for more of a Baltimore Album look. They can be as colorful as we’d like. We can add no handles at all. We can “fill” the basket, with a large flower, or leave it completely empty.

Of the many types of quilts available to represent America’s best efforts at quilting, my friend chose a “Basket Quilt.” I don’t own one, old or new. Perhaps, I should get busy and make one. How about you? I might even be sneaky and make a miniature basket quilt. Would that count? Only time will tell which I’ll decide to make. If you put together a new basket quilt, or have an “old” one that you’ve photographed, we’d love to see a photo.

Until next time,

Patricia Cummings, pat at quiltersmuse.com

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Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Just for today, I’ll try to overlook the less gifted. They know not what they do.

Just for today, I’ll remember to be thankful for all that I have been given.

Just for today, I’ll try not to get annoyed, when people ask me dumb questions, or request something I cannot give.

Just for today, I’ll try to forgive other people their agendas, remembering that we all have them.

Just for today, I’ll remember that each day is a gift, and that another one may not come my way.

Just for today, I’ll overlook the petty jealousies that seem to crop up in others, in any profession.

Just for today, I’ll celebrate TODAY, for this day will come but once in my lifetime.

Just for today, I’ll walk in the yard, examining each bloom, one by one, knowing that, like me, the season of each flower will end, and each will shrink and be no more.

Just for today, I’ll try to get the Big Picture, looking behind me, to either side, and then, straight ahead, and like an old horse with blinders, I will continue to plod along.

Just for today, I’ll do all the work expected of me, in full measure, even if that work is that expected of myself only.

Just for today, I’ll avoid dwelling on my aches and pains. Like the 17th century nun, love of reciting my ailments grows sweeter with age.

Just for today, a smile shall be on my lips, and a renewed sense of joy shall mingle with my spirit, for I am here, never to be here again in the same way as on this day. I will be ONE with the universe.

Patricia Cummings

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Monday, June 23rd, 2008

I am stewing. Why? I just wonder how anyone can write about any subject without first thoroughly researching it; and second of all, without getting the person’s name right, who is the subject of the discourse. The whole act seems criminal, and just as “life is in the details,” the details of someone’s life are important to “get right.”

In exploring any subject, a good writer will look at multiple sources to verify the same material. I verified the person’s name in many ways, including her birth and marriage certificates. A conscientious writer will employ critical thinking skills to figure out situations.

I’ll give you an example. It does not seem logical to say that a woman was engaged in giving quilt talks, when that person had just lost her husband, was busy working on an undergraduate and a graduate degree at an out of state university, and was teaching, too. This is not to mention that the book upon which she cheap viagra 100mg tablets based much of her quilt block information and stories for lectures, had not yet been published. In addition, when there is no extant physical evidence, it is doubly illogical to claim the statement.

To come to the conclusion that the woman might not have given quilt lectures during the time in question, one would have to know when her husband died, what years she was in school, and what else she was doing during that decade. One would also have to realize that the quilt book in question weighed heavily in answering the question as to whether or not the person was actively involved in giving lectures during that decade. Without written proof, the statement that she provided quilt lectures at that time, is pure speculation. You get the point.

What does one do when one is a scholar and an historian who is serious about discovering the truth, and then, dismally, realizes that another “scholar” has published/disseminated erroneous information, covering a ten year time span?

There comes the rub. What can one do? It is a frustrating situation, particularly when people line up to take sides. As far as I know, no one has taken sides yet. Knowing human nature, it seems a likely scenario. People make light of the errors of their cronies, perhaps due to a misplaced loyalty.

I am interested in the truth. I uphold it, and I seek to spread it. I speak out when something is wrong, and in the case I mention, things cheap viagra 100mg tablets amiss.

I can’t account for the mistakes of others. Being in a hurry was the excuse given to me. All I can do is to try to retell the story, incorporating the facts, while trying to forget the lack of attention to the facts that has preceded my work.

I could just cry a river over the hurt inflicted on the family, when their relative was not even called by her given name. The error repeated itself, in yet another venue. Instead of honoring the deceased by writing about her, her memory was dishonored. And now, this misinformation has been spread to the four winds, via an article, presentations, and/or journal write-ups that will remain in libraries, forever, possibly to confuse other researchers.

Yes, I am upset when I think of misguided “work” by someone who should have tried a little harder to establish the truth. Now, the information is on record, “for what it’s worth.” I am passionate about my chosen field of quilt history and I just want people to “get it right.” When they don’t, it’s a crying shame.

Patricia Cummings

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Thursday, June 19th, 2008

We are constantly evolving, as people, and it is no news to you that “change” always seems to be the most desirable next step. In some instances, change is for the better. However, change just for the sake of itself does not always reap expected benefits. To turn to politics, for an instant, Barack Obama has achieved his current pinnacle of success on the buzzword of “change.”

Right now, the results of change are troublesome. Schools are turning out students who are lackadaisical about disciplined learning. Graduates sometimes lack critical thinking skills altogether. It is rather frightening. I mean, would you really like to have a doctor operating on you who has barely eeked through medical school with poor grades? I’d rather have an A student taking out my appendix. By the way, what are the standards of medical schools in other countries? Foreign-trained doctors are being hired, left and right, in clinics across the country, and some of those doctors are quite inept.

While we are on the subject, what about the current state of kickbacks – oh, pardon me, “rebates,” to doctors, for prescribing medications? One doctor tried (unsuccessfully) to tell me that I have Restless Leg Syndrome and don’t sleep well. Really? I sleep just fine, and if I don’t, it is perhaps more often due to a certain person, snoring. Yes, sometimes it is cheap viagra 100mg tabletssnoring, waking myself up! Ha! No, no twitchy legs here.

Maybe the problem between foreign doctors and patients is sometimes that of language. Some doctors just don’t know how to interact with, or speak with, patients.

I like to remember the time when doctors made house calls, when they knew every member of the family, or at least all of the siblings.

Dr. Joy and Dr. Jalbert, in my youth, were two of the finest physicians I have ever known. One of them visited our house one Sunday, late afternoon, after my brother had split his head open when ice skating with my other brother, and my parents were away at some church activity. Unless memory fails me, one of them came to see me when I had Scarlet Fever. When I think back, I see my childhood as a kind of Norman Rockwell vignette. Even though we lived in a city, everything seemed so home town, right down to the striped poles outside the barber shops.

We went to the bakery on Saturday afternoons. The smell of breads and pastries nearly filled the street. My mother would buy baked beans that surpassed even her own, and hers were delicious. Her favorite pastry was “Neopolitans.” My Dad favored “Apple Turnovers.” Of course, today, the business is no longer there.

As I approach my birthday, I can’t help but think of these kinds of changes – no more house calls by doctors, no more small town atmosphere in Manchester, no more bakery, or dedicated fish market in the “Irish” part of town. Things and places change and we change. It is all so subtle and slow moving, we barely notice from day to day. My hair is gray and changing to white. I weigh more than I did when I was in college. I reach for my glasses, if I don’t already have them on, whenever I want to read, and I’m noticing, more and more, all the little aches and pains associated with aging.

I find myself getting enraged at the mistakes of others who “should know better.” I find that I do not suffer fools gladly, or at all. I have become very outspoken because I have a command of more knowledge, than ever before, and I view it as an injustice and a personal affront when anyone passes along false information.

So, there are changes in the world that are unavoidable: natural disasters, the economy, and war. We have little or no control over the physical changes of aging, in ourselves. The things we can change, we should, for starters: Education with higher standards at every level; and testing for foreign doctors coming into mainstream medical practices in the U.S. In addition, it would be a good idea to outlaw those so-called “rebates” as they present a conflict of interest between patient interest, and padding the pockets of doctors.

Some change is good; but some is not. The next president will not have time to sort out all the problems because they have been developing for too long a time. We can start making the world a “kinder, gentler” place, in our own workplace. For example, a nice way to answer the phone at a clinic would be, “Hello. May I help you?” – not, “I’m with another patient. Can you hold? (click). The health care system does seem in need of a major overhaul. In life, you will find that it IS the little things that matter.

Patricia Cummings

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Monday, June 16th, 2008

Mola at new Dartmouth exhibit

Unknown artist of the Kuna people who live on archipelagos off the coast of Panama. This mola features pelicans, dates to the mid-20th century, and is 100% cotton. The Alice Cox Collection of molas was given by her daughter, Mrs. Barbara Vallarion to Dartmouth’s Hood Museum of Art.
Accession #177.9.24726. Photo courtesy of Hood Museum of Art

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This colorful mola blouse hails from the same donor. Again, it was constructed by an unknown artist, mid-20th century, with cotton cloth and thread. Accession #177.25.25739

Many thanks to Sharon Reed, publicist, for the images.

Important to note is that the Kuna Indians make blouses to wear. Each blouse had a decorative panel on both front and back. When the blouses have served their first intended purpose, they are disassembled and sold to tourists who flock to the islands via boats.

As was noted just recently in this column, mola “cheater cloth,” that resembles the look you see above, is now being sold in the country of mainland Panama.

Molas are a source of revenue for the women of Panama, as well as some albinos who comprise a larger than usual segment of the population, statistically-speaking. Albinos cannot withstand being in the sun and mola-making allows them to work indoors. One book reports that homosexual men also make molas there. For more information, please read my article on molas on my website. To find it easily, along with other entries on the topic, just key in “molas” on the search word function on the front page of

Please see the previous announcement about the new exhibit of molas at the Hood Museum, on this blog. The installation will be in place until December 7, 2008.
Patricia Cummings

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Saturday, June 14th, 2008

Tomorrow is Father’s Day, a day we set aside once a year to think of Dad. Some fathers are invisible. They were there at the point of conception only. Some are “dead-beat” Dads who have to be forced by the courts to pay support. Some are drunks, or wife-beaters, or cheats. If you have a Dad who is honest, hard-working, and loving, then you are blessed, indeed.

I was lucky to have a decent, God-fearing father. In spite of being preoccupied with work, most of the time, he took time to talk about the “important things” of life with me, his youngest daughter. Important to him were his faith, the meaning of life, and values. When I realize how long my mother lived … into her 90s, I feel robbed that he only made it to age 63. I was 23.

He was generous. After he died, I saw all the many canceled checks for money he had sent to a missionary in Nigeria, a tidy sum. The thought makes me realize that one is not rich because he/she hoards money, but rather because of how much he/she shares. Dad had reached out to provide assistance to people in another part of the world. No one knew. He didn’t do it to brag or to show off. During his life, even my mother did not know of those gifts.

Dad took the time to play Badminton with me, he took me ice skating, and he brought me to July 4 concerts, at the park. We went to the Museum of Science in Boston, to “Boston Pops” concerts, and on the Swan Boat rides in Boston. We went to the Museum of Fine Arts. We were buddies. He bought me horses, and told me to become a teacher (I did) because the training would always stand me in good stead (it has).

Dad read a million books, but the most important one to him was the Bible. He encouraged me to open up a checking account in the Credit Union he organized and in which I saved babysitting money. He wrote me funny letters when I was studying in Spain. I’ve saved them and they are among my favorite family items.

Dad served in many roles and was an active leader in civic and religious organizations. To me, he was “Dad.” He loved Strawberry Shortcake and, twice, he ordered two servings of that dessert, in a restaurant. He enjoyed eating peanuts, by the handful. He liked camping in Freeport, Maine at a site overlooking the ocean.

I like to remember the good times. The bad times were tough to endure when they arrived. So, I’ll linger over the thought of him teaching me to drive in his 1938 Pickup with a standard shift that he named “The Green Hornet” because it was green, (of course!). He would admonish me, every two minutes: “Don’t strip the gears!” Dad and I were a pair, fashioned from the same cloth in many ways. If he were still living, he would be 97 years old. He’d be so proud of his grandson (my son) whom he never met, and his other grandchildren and now, their children.

Life continues in a whirling dervish of activity, but for a moment, on Father’s Day, those of us whose fathers are no longer here will take a deep breath and wipe a tear, as we remember.

Patricia Cummings

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Friday, June 13th, 2008

My heart is heavy this afternoon after learning of the death of my favorite journalist and political broadcaster. Tributes were pouring into the nbc.com station and announcements were airing immediately to report his sudden collapse while preparing for his Sunday show, “Meet the Press.” Customarily, I looked forward to watching the show each week. Tim Russert knew the right questions to ask, and was fair-minded and respectful of all of his guests, even those with whom he disagreed.

He always seemed to come up with appropriate quotes from newspapers, as a lead-in to further questions. I never enjoyed politics until I got “hooked” on his show, and I always especially appreciated the words of his guest, historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, who would occasionally be invited to share her thoughts.

Tim, we miss you already. I burst into tears upon hearing this sad news. Your passing has left big holes in the hearts of those who knew you, and who faithfully watched your program. It’s a shame that you never had the chance to see this election become finalized, but your life is a reminder to us, to do the very best we can and then, like you, be remembered well.

Patricia Cummings

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Friday, June 13th, 2008

Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH – Press Release,
June 9, 2008

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June 9, 2008 (603) 646-2426 Sharon.reed@dartmouth.edu

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The Hood Museum of Arts holding of almost sixty cheap viagra 100mg tablets was assembled primarily by two Dartmouth collectors. Russell A. Mittermeier, Class of 1971, purchased about twenty cheap viagra 100mg tablets for the Dartmouth College Museum while he was in Panama in 1970, conducting research at the Smithsonian Tropical Research Center Baloa. Alice Cox (Mrs. Sidney Cox, Class of 1939hW) collected almost thirty cheap viagra 100mg tablets while traveling to Panama to visit her daughter Barbara Vallarino (Mrs. Joaquin J. Vallarino Jr., Dartmouth Class of 1943W), who gave the collection to the Dartmouth College Museum in 1977.

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The Hood Museum of Art at Dartmouth College is an accredited member of the American Association of Museums (AAM) and is cited by AAM as a national model. The Hood is located in the heart of downtown Hanover, N.H., in an award-winning building designed by Charles Moore. The museums outstanding and diverse collections include American portraits, paintings, watercolors, drawings, silver, and decorative arts, European Old Master prints and drawings, paintings and sculpture, and ancient, Asian, African, Oceanic, and Native American collections from almost every period in history to the present. The Hood regularly displays its collections and organizes major traveling exhibitions while featuring major exhibitions from around the country. The museum provides a rich diversity of year-round public programs.

Admission is free of charge. Operating hours: Tuesday through Saturday, 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Wednesday, 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.; Sunday, 12 noon to 5 p.m. The Hood Museum of Art Gift Shop offers items inspired by the collections and exhibitions. The Hood is wheelchair accessible and offers listening devices. For further accessibility requests, please contact the museum. For more information about the collections, exhibitions, and programs, visit .

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From someone with a collection of molas and books about them, I can testify that this exhibit, that we plan to attend, will be of interest.

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Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Once every year, the “north country” New Hampshire celebrates with a Lupine Festival. We have attended on other occasions, camera in hand, to capture views of the flower-filled meadows, the mountains, and the azure sky.

lupines and horse at the Sugar Hill Lupine Festival

This year, we also stopped at the “Sugar Hill Sampler,” located in an old barn on Sunset Hill Road, Sugar Hill, New Hampshire. Most of the place is for retail sales of fine crafts, quilts, tablerunners, maple sugar candy, jellies, lamps, and much more. The building houses a museum with a variety of small items such as large poster-type images of President Eisenhower, Victorian-age quilts, barkcloth, some old shoes, a dress for a little girl, embroidered with flowers, and other items of interest.

Outside, there is a specially-mowed path so that anyone can walk through the Lupine Fields. It would be a great setting for some impressionistic Plein-Air painting. For a nominal fee, there are horse drawn wagon rides available on weekends, from 10:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.

Of course, a trip to the area would not be complete without a stop at the Bath General Store, the oldest store of its kind in the country. Food-wise, their main attractions are their smoked cheese and bacon, and their fudge of many flavors. This month’s special flavor is Creamsicle, an orange and white confection that is delicious.

The northern tier of New Hampshire has much to offer those who like to take “the slow road.” I was waiting for a moose to jump out of the bushes, but instead we saw a few working farms with cows.

Some days, one has to do something completely different than … work. So, that was our great escape.

Patricia Cummings

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Monday, June 9th, 2008

Bobcats (Lynx rufus) are predatory animals that are seen in New England. Charlotte Croft has sent two photos of a bobcat that showed up in the backyard of her son John, and his wife, Sandy, one winter morning. They did not venture outside. Here is the cat, sitting on a well cover. The cats are solitary, territorial, and can take down a deer.

Thanks for the photos!

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Sunday, June 8th, 2008

When I was younger, say twenty years ago, I used to dread going out to eat with my mother. She’d act a little strange. For starters, she would insist that very little ice be put into her soft drink. She didn’t want to be “cheated.” Only, she’d make matters worse by explaining that too much ice upset her stomach, and she’d explain the “problem” to the waitress, without batting an eyelash. I can’t bring myself to tell you what she said cheap viagra 100mg tablets. You are just glad you weren’t there to be embarrassed, too.

One day, I took her out for Chinese food. Well, it seems that she had picked up the habits of the senior van folks she’d been hanging out with. Anything that wasn’t nailed down, went into the pocketbook. They all carried pocketbooks as large as suitcases. After completely terrifying the Chinamen that day, while I was paying the bill, she was scarfing up all the “free” matches, take-out menus, and toothpicks. At that point, only I knew that she was not in her right mind. They just thought she was a thief!

I know another senior who always insists on ordering from the kiddie menu. This person has been told repeatedly that her childhood is long past.

Then, there are the senior discounts. My husband customarily wears a hat. If you see a fat lady, poking her husband, and pointing to his hat in McDonald’s, she could be me! I always figure that if they see his lovely, bald head (that I adore), they will figure we are old foggies and give us a break. They usually do.

Of course, we get the occasional questions as to whether or not we are cheap viagra 100mg tablets seniors. How does one define a senior? Someone at age 50? 55? 60? 62? 65? Hey, does it count that I’m a grandmother, and that some days, I feel like I’m a banana peel away from slipping from view? Personally, I think that the gray hair should be an automatic qualification.

One thing I’ll not be doing is investing in a pile of large baggies into which to slip the extra rolls, and maybe the salt and pepper shakers, to add to my collection. I’ll not buy the super-duper plastic bags that are guaranteed to be leak-proof, and go to an eat-as-much-as-you-want buffet and stock up! There is a limit!

Just take my advice and watch out for those little old ladies who smile a lot. You just never know what they are going to do next. In closing, I have to tell you that, every day, I fight the thought that a dear friend shared with me, years ago:

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Patricia Cummings